Modern Nursery Rhymes

My son's child care centre modifies the nursery rhymes we've taught him. He's often taken us off guard when he comes home with these new versions.

Sometimes they teach him things...

Twinkle twinkle traffic lights,
Standing on the corner, fairy lights.
Red means Stop!
Green means Go!
Yellow is the light if you need to wait.
Twinkle twinkle traffic lights,
Standing on the corner, fairy lights.

Sometimes its just bizarre...

Baa baa pink sheep have you any spots?
'Yes sir, yes sir, lots and lots.
One on my nose, and one on my tummy,
One on my toes, and that's not very funny.'
Baa baa pink sheep have you any spots?
'Yes sir, yes sir, lots and lots.'